Theoritical and Actual

Little Johnny says to his Dad "Dad, what's the difference between theoretical and actual?"

"Well son", his Dad replies, "Go and ask your Mother if she'd sleep with Wayne Rooney for £1 Million"

Little Johnny retunrs; "She said she would"

Now go and ask your Sister the same question. He runs off and comes back; "She said yes as well".

"Right son" says the Dad "Go ask your brother the same question"

Johnny comes running back "He said he would as well Dad"

Ok son, listen carefully. "Theoretically we're sitting on £3million, but actually we're living with 2 sluts and a gay".