True Story

A Cork radio station was running a competition - words that weren't in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that was make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.
DJ: 96FM here, what's your name?
Caller: Hi, me name is Dave.
DJ: Dave, what's your word?
Caller: Goan... Spelt G-O-A-N, pronounced "go-an".
DJ: You are correct, Dave. "Goan" isn't in the dictionary. Now for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that makes sense?
Caller: Goan fuck yourself!
The DJ cut the caller short and took other calls, all unsuccessful, until:
DJ: 96FM here, what's your name?
Caller: Hi, me name is Jeff.
DJ: Jeff, what's your word?
Caller: Smee... Spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced "smee".
DJ: You are correct, Jeff. "Smee" isn't in the dictionary. Now for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that makes sense?
Caller: Smee again! Goan fuck yourself!