Friday, August 14, 2009

One Liners

Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".

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There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men
- don't and stop, unless they are used together.

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Panties are not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.

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There are three stages to sex in a person's life: Tri Weekly, Try
Weekly,and Try Weakly.

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Virginity can be cured.

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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.

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