Friday, August 14, 2009

Random Blabbering

There was a board outside a prostitute's house.....
'MARRIED MEN NOT ALLOWED INSIDE,COZ WE SERVE NEEDY NOT GREEDY

Y 2 suffer by all means trying 2 become rich &wear xpensive clothes when the best things in the life we do naked.

BE TRENDY:Next time when u go 2 adance bar,dont stuff money in the dancer's panty,instead remove panty & swipe ur credit card in....

How do v know men invented maps...?
ans:coz,they can only turn an inch into mile...!

What is difference betwn wife and job?
Ans:Aftr 5 yrs.the job still sucks

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