Bad Luck!

An American goes into a bar and sits down next to an English guy. The American notices that the English guy has a huge BIC Lighter. The American says, "Wow! Cool lighter, where did you get it?" The English guy says, "A genie granted me one wish when I rubbed this bottle." "Wow!" says the American. "Can I have a go?" "Sure," Says the Englishman. The American rubs the bottle and the genie comes out. "You have one wish," says the genie. The American wishes for a million bucks, the genie grants the wish. About five minutes, later a load of ducks come into the bar - there are hundreds of thousands of them. The American says, "I don't believe this - I wished for a million bucks, not a million ducks." The Englishman says, "Well, do you really think I wished for a twelve inch BIC?"