The Blind Bastard

A blind guy was waiting to cross the road when his blind dog (Seeing Eye dog) raises his leg and pisses on his shoes. The blind guy reaches into his pocket takes out a toffee, unwraps it and bends down offering it to roughly where his dog is. A woman standing by sees this exchange and says to the blind guy “that's the kindest thing I have ever seen, he pissed on you and you are giving him a toffee” The blind guy says “I want to know which end his head is, I am going to kick him in the bollocks