Funny Telegrams

Telegram 1 
A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her  clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as  "Father, your daughter has been successful in  BED." 
 
Telegram 2 
A husband, while he is on a business trip to a  hill  station sends a telegram to his wife "I wish you 
were here." The message received by wife, "I  wish you  were her." 
 
Telegram 3 
A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to  railway  station to return to her husband. At the  reservation counter, while her turn came,it was  the last  ticket.Taking pity on a very old lady next to her  in the 
queue, she offered her berth to the old lady and  sent a telegram to her husband which reached as  "Shall 
be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave  birth to an old lady." 

Telegram 4 
A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by  throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday  cake. 
The salesman asks him what message he wants to  put  on  the cake. Well he thinks for a while and says 
let's  put, "you are not getting older you are getting  better". The salesman asks "how do you want me 
to  put  it?" The man says, Well put "You are not getting  older", at the top and You are getting better"  at 
the  bottom. The real fun didn't start until the cake  was  opened the entire party watched the message  decorated  on the cake "You are not getting older at the  top,  You  are getting better at the bottom".