DONT TAKE THINGS IN WRONG SENSE !!!!

Don't take things in the wrong sense:
When the DOCTOR says, Take off your clothes
When the DENTIST says, Open wide
When the HAIRDRESSER says, Do you want it teased or blown ?
When the MILKMAN says, Do you want it in the front or the back ?
When the INTERIOR DECORATOR say, Once it's in, you'll love it.
When the SHARE BROKER says, It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly fall back again
When the BANKER say, If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest
When the HUNTER says Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots

(and my favourite)When the TELEPHONE GUY says, Would you like it On the table or against
the wall