Wednesday, September 23, 2009

The Old Bastard

Young man walking along pier sees an old man with his shoes off, trousers rolled up, legs dangling in the water an fishing with an imaginary rod! Puzzled, young man asks, "what you up to mate?" Old man says "fishing for cunts!" Young man says "fishing for cunts? sounds good, can i have a go?" "Of course you can, pull up a pew son" he sits down, casts out an imaginary rod an says "so, how many cunts have you caught so far?" old guy says "you're the 3rd this morning!"

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