Superman's adventure

superman was flying around comic land, horny. not had any for months when he bumps into batman. "batman" he says "who is the best shag in comic land?" "wonder woman" batman says " best by a mile." superman and wonderwoman have a lot of history and the caped crusader thinks that it would be wrong to go through his childhood friend. He flies around a bit more when he bumps into spiderman. "spiderman" says superman "im fucking dying for a bunk up, who is the best shag in comic land?" spiderman replies " well superman, ive had the lot and i got to say wonderwoman was the best of the lot, amazing, an all round acrobat does the lot" superman by now was in turmoil, didnt know what to do, would be against all his ethics to rip the back out of wonderwoman. He flies round and round comic land wondering what to do when all of a sudden he spots something in a field below. Wonderwoman laid flat on her back stark bollock naked. He thinks to himself "i could use my superhuman speed to get down there, fuck her brains out and be up in the air before she even notices." "Fuck it" he says to himself "here we go" Superman swoops down, BANG back up in the air before wonderwoman even realises whats going on. "what the fuck was that?" said wonderwoman Invisible man says "dunno but my arseholes fucking killing!!!"