Wasim Bhai aur uska Tota

Ek din ek lady shop se parrot kharidne gayi...
Usne dukandar se kaha Wasim bhai ek tota chahaiye...
Dukandar ne use ek tota dikhaya...
Lady ne puchha iss tote ki khas baat kya hai Vasim bhai...
Dukan dar bola ye tota bolta hai
Lady ne kaha acha...
Usne tote se puchaa main tumhe kaisi lagti hoon
"Bahen ki laudi randi lagti hai" tote ne kaha.
Lady ne kaha Wasim bhai ye toh bahut badtamiz tota hai gali deta hai.
Wasim bhai usse ander le gaya aur pani me dubaya aur puchha...
Gali dega...
Tota. Haan dunga
Wasim... phir dubaya aur puchha. gali dega"
Tota... haan dunga....
Wasim ne phir pani me dubaya aur kaha. gali dega..
Iss bar tota maan gaya aur kaha nahi dunga bhai nahi dunga...
Vo usse bahar le gaya aur lady se kaha ye ab gali nahi dega..
Tab lady ne usse puchha...
Agar mere ghar par mere sath ek aadmi aye to tum kya sochoge.
Tote ne kaha... ki tumhara pati hoga...
Lady... agar doh aadmi aye to kya.
Tota.tumhara pati aur devar,
Lady. agar teen aadmi...
Tota.tumhara pati ,devar,aur bhaiya.
Lady... agar char aadmi aye toh...
Tota...
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Wasim bhai pani lao...
Maine toh pehle hi kaha tha ki
"behen ki laudi randi hai".